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Tinder reveals the 13 most right-swiped men and women on the app

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Just think about it. You need to make sure a picture you think is good is actually a good picture.

What else goes on in your life beyond, say, being a pretty good snowboarder? No girl wants to spend more than half a second trying to figure out where you are in a group picture. Her name is Ally.

Are these the rudest Tinder profiles ever?

Women have it easy on Tinder. So, assuming the former issues don't apply to you and if they do, God help you , how to stand out from the crowd? How to make your profile intrigue, your photos slay and your openers zing? Below, then, your bible. You need to approach your like you might approach a You need to trawl through your photographic repertoire until you find a photo with the best lighting, the best angles, before applying the best filter. The same goes for the bio. It's not a candid picture of your morning face - it's you freshly shorn from the barbers, with a post-holiday tan and beer-free belly. A few lines, max. No one wants to read a personal statement so detailed you could file it off to UCAS. You want to be the kind of guy who whizzes off two funny, charismatic sentences about himself whilst walking from the gym to their car. Obviously, we don't mean you should actually only spend two minutes writing it. By all means do spend an entire Thursday evening in bed writing the damn thing, just don't make it look like you did. Your name, age and distance are already listed, and that's all you need. Any bio that states your job, height, university, address and siblings is an immediate turn off. Your date wants to get to know you at their leisure, rather than study a comprehensive background check. Rule number three: No cheese; no cringe. That means no chat-up lines, no jokes so wet you could wring them like a sponge, and no navel gazing puns. Rule number four: Don't try and be cute. Also, they know you're lying. Ergo: you lay out any stereotypical criticism you think someone might throw at you and you own it. For example: 'No I won't call you back after the first date, and no I don't want you to be my girlfriend. Take it or leave it. I have ten suits so I make a great plus one for your summer weddings. I enjoy exploring, eating out, meeting new people and, and the Oxford comma. My dog hates pictures. Ranked 4th in the world for thumb wrestling. The winky face is NEVER allowed on social media unless deeply ironic and employed amongst your inner circle. And it goes without saying, it is never acceptable to use with strangers, or even three dates down the line. It just sounds heavy and formal or creepy. Why not kick things off with a fun fact. Are you Joey from Friends? Besides, Joey from Friends is exactly the kind of person who would do very, very badly on Tinder. A handsome face does nothing if not accompanied by its verbal equivalent. The alternative: Being asked how you are by a random stranger is the most boring thing in the world. Guess what the reply will be? The alternative: There is no alternative compliment. You can make a comment about their unusual name, their nationality, their university, just not what they look like. Save the genuine compliments for when you've actually secured a date. What are you wearing under that dress? Some men actually use this one, and worse. Ok but seriously, add in some specifics, and the creepiness dissolves. Is she wearing a jumper with owls on? I live next door to you! She just called the police. Hey, I think you know my friend Andrew? Do you want her to go and start talking to Andrew? Is it Andrew you want to take on a date? Are you secretly Andrew on a fake profile? Yes, it really works. Now you know why men get cute dogs to walk in the park. It says it on the tin.

Include a quote from your favorite comedian or a weird, random fact about yourself. Atwe believe that no one should ever feel unrepresented or unseen. Snapchat is a whole different ball glad. Want to know if Valtrex is right for you. There are even apps that will not only remind you to tell the person you love that you care but provide canned text messages to do so. The last thing you want is happen emoji tinder profile to meet up with a si who's taller than you and doesn't want to fuck you because of it. Last night my roommate, who met his boyfriend on Tinder, perched beside me for some vicarious swiping. Best date: At some hidden waterfalls in Greece. Run it past a friend who can u and write.

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